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When one is minding one's genitals pleasurably (i.e. masturbating) while using pornographic material, and one wants to "complete" (i.e. jizz) but it is in the back of the mind of that person that he/she could always find a better video to complete on. This continues in an ongoing cycle until your genitals finally give up and end up being temporarily or permanently scarred depending on the person.
Dammit, man I won't be able to masturbate for a month! This is the last time I'll fall for the jerktrap.
jerktrap by RespawnWatcher June 9, 2011
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jerk trap 

When masturbating to digital pornographic material, you continuously come across thumbnails of other videos that appear to be more appealing than the current one you are watching. This continues on until you suffer from chafing on your penis and have trouble masturbating for a long period of time.
Yeah...I jerk trapped so hard last night, I don't think I'll be able to masturbate for a month.
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jerktapus 

Jerk multiplied by eight.
Jerk x octopus.
Cuz an octopus has eight arms/legs...so it makes sense for a jerktapus to be jerk x eight....
Originally invented by an Asian. Have a nice day! For all of my friends who were so confused when I said this word... and now I can tell them it's in the dictionary!!
Stop being such a jerktapus, and learn what it means!

Jerkrape 

The act of raping your dick (masturbation) in a very aggressive manner.
Jason: Steven whats going on man you looked like you just kicked like 50 peoples asses.

Steven: No just Jerkraped myself in the bathroom, i haven't had a lady in my like for like two years.

Jason: That explains it!
Jerkrape by slim shad August 18, 2013

Jerk Trap 

When your masturbating while using pornagraphic material and you want to finish but in the back of your head you know you can find a better video. So you end up watching multiple videos because the thumbnail looks 10 times better than the last.
Jimmy only had a short amount of time to mess around, before he knew it he was in a jerk trap and chafed himself so badly he couldn't mess around for a month.
Jerk Trap by TheFiims June 3, 2011

The Jerk Trap 

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.
The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.
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