jerked off
jerked off by D January 15, 2005
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Jerked off
Jerked off by BDizzy January 29, 2024
jerked-off
jerked-off by Shafty McJonhson October 14, 2011
When's the last time you jerked off?
A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
When's the last time you jerked off? by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020
Shaking like a half jerked-off dog
I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
Shaking like a half jerked-off dog by MichaelKB December 13, 2005
Nvm I jerked off
A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off
- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off
- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
Nvm I jerked off by WillieDog February 17, 2025
horse jerker offer
horse jerker offer by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018
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