Jerk Sauce

When a guy jerks cum out of his penis!

Chad : Wow Kiersten seeing you in my wife's Lingerie makes my dick so hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you shower me in your Jerk Sauce and release some of that!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Yummy!!!!

Jerk Sauce by SlopNChop November 29, 2016

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jerk sauce

This is a term that refers to a person who has been insulted. It is kind of like saying salted, treated, or burned. It is also accompanied with a swift movement of the hand resembling the jerking off motion.

Yo mama's so dumb when she heard it was chilly out, she ran outside with a bowl! Jerk sauced!!

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator OHHH JERK SAUCE IN YO FACE!!!

You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application! OHH you got JERK SAUCE in yo eye!!

jerk sauce by Chew Man Chew March 15, 2008

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jerk sauce

Semen, Splooge, or cum That comes from a person you don't like.

AHH! Tim Walter got jerk sauce on me

jerk sauce by mctits April 24, 2003

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jerksauce

Semen produced from pleasuring ones self.

Dumbass(at the drive thru): "I'll have the Chicken McNuggets and a Coke."
Smartass: "Want fries with that?"
Dumbass: "Yeah, throw in some dipping sauce too."
Smartass: "We have a new flavor called Jamacian jerksauce. Do you want to try some?"
Dumbass: "Sure."
Smartass: "Your order will be ready in just a few minutes."

jerksauce by PeeBee October 17, 2005

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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