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Turbo-Jerbo
1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.
Turbo-Jerbo by ken March 29, 2006
Related Words
Jerboa • Jerbonics • jerbo • jerboard • jerboi • Jerboner • jerboney • Turbo-Jerbo • Thick tailed pygmy jerboa • jer-boon
JeeBooVeeJuss
The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.
Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"
JeeBooVeeJuss by RonMac December 4, 2018
Jerkoff Elbow
A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
Jerkoff Elbow by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009
jerkoffagus
A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.
Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.
jerkoffagus by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016
jerbin
a piece paper creased down the middle used to break up marijuana in preparation for a blunt, joint, bowl, bong, etc.
jerbin by Brock Broskin July 2, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026