jerbo

to feel all tense becuase of years of viriginity.

He was like hot fire- jerbo to the last drop.

by ken January 24, 2006

Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.

Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.

by ken March 29, 2006

JeeBooVeeJuss

The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.

Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"

by RonMac December 4, 2018

Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

jerkoffagus

A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.

Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.

by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016

jerhoobs

Term used by Kelso in "that 70's show" with the meaning of boobs that are not covered by a bra or shirt.

"let me touch those jerhoobs!!"

by The Child September 2, 2007

jerbin

a piece paper creased down the middle used to break up marijuana in preparation for a blunt, joint, bowl, bong, etc.

Hey man, I'm gonna need a jerbin for this bud.

by Brock Broskin July 2, 2011