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Turbo-Jerbo
1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.
Turbo-Jerbo by ken March 29, 2006
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JeeBooVeeJuss
The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.
Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"
JeeBooVeeJuss by RonMac December 4, 2018
Jerkoff Elbow
A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
Jerkoff Elbow by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009
jerkoffagus
A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.
Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.
jerkoffagus by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016