jennifer lolpez
jennifer lolpez by wrekkstylz November 19, 2007
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Jennifer Lopez
A huge pair of buttcheeks with a highly coveted asshole. These enormous asscheeks rose to superstardom by teasing guys worldwide with the fantasy of fucking them.
After years as a struggling actor, Tony finally landed a small part in a major Hollywood movie. He says if he makes it big, he's gonna try to fuck Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez by HyperKnight August 5, 2008
jennifer lopez dress
A man's bathrobe.
Name applies to the garment when worn either by a man or women.
Named because of its resemblance to the dress Jennifer Lopez wore during the 2000 Grammy Award ceremony that was criticized for being revealing.
Name applies to the garment when worn either by a man or women.
Named because of its resemblance to the dress Jennifer Lopez wore during the 2000 Grammy Award ceremony that was criticized for being revealing.
Men's robes are so revealing, they resemble Jennifer Lopez's dress. Therefore, a man's bathrobe is called a Jennifer Lopez dress.
jennifer lopez dress by Bed time January 6, 2010
The butt of Jennifer Lopez
Alien 1: Holy crap! What the hell is that?
Alien 2: I don't know. Is it a gigantic cave?
Ben Afleck: No, it is the butt of Jennifer Lopez.
Alien 2: I don't know. Is it a gigantic cave?
Ben Afleck: No, it is the butt of Jennifer Lopez.
The butt of Jennifer Lopez by bbare89 September 19, 2009
Jennifer Lopez
a hot latino singer who comes from Bronx, she is very talented and has the nicest ass you could ever see
girl: hey aint that jennifer lopez?
boy: yeah i can see by the ass, i wouldn't mind hiting her from the back
girl: you b*stard, you had anal sex with me yesterday now you see a bitch from TV and diss me?!
boy: yeah i can see by the ass, i wouldn't mind hiting her from the back
girl: you b*stard, you had anal sex with me yesterday now you see a bitch from TV and diss me?!
Jennifer Lopez by Krak2005 April 14, 2006
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez a beautiful woman nicknamed jlo that was once homeless who started as a dancer for new kids on the block Janet Jackson & in living color to becoming one of the most successful triple threat entertainers/performers in Hollywood
Jennifer Lopez by CandyBarMan June 25, 2021
jennifer lopez
Jennifer Lopoez also known as JLO,is a succesful puerto rican "superstar" singer/actress/and business woman.She's is hated by many people because of her many failed relationships. A lot of people say she isnt a good singer or actress but shes is making millions and is known worldwide.Shes has her own production company called 'Nuyorican Productions' & clothing line company 'JLE'(Jennifer Lopez Enterprise)by the way her clothing is line is one of the most succesful clothing line if history of celebrity clothing lines and her perfumes sale really well all over the world. This days JLO is one of the most famous and richest women in entertainment and richest latina in hollywood according to Forbes magazine.
accomplishments :
-most famous hispanic person in the world
-richest latina in Hollywood
-one of the richest women in entertaiment
-Lopez is the first actress and singer to have a film (The Wedding Planner) and an album (J. Lo) at number one in the same week.
-Lopez's perfume, "Glow", made history in 2001, by being the number-one perfume in more than nine countries in less than four months.
-Lopez has five number-one hits in the U.S. and a combined twenty weeks at number one.
-Lopez appeared on the 2007 Guinness World Records as the most powerful actress.
and has many more accomplishments although a lot of haters deny or accept it.
accomplishments :
-most famous hispanic person in the world
-richest latina in Hollywood
-one of the richest women in entertaiment
-Lopez is the first actress and singer to have a film (The Wedding Planner) and an album (J. Lo) at number one in the same week.
-Lopez's perfume, "Glow", made history in 2001, by being the number-one perfume in more than nine countries in less than four months.
-Lopez has five number-one hits in the U.S. and a combined twenty weeks at number one.
-Lopez appeared on the 2007 Guinness World Records as the most powerful actress.
and has many more accomplishments although a lot of haters deny or accept it.
bob: jennifer lopez isnt talented shes got a big ass! bla bla
randy: well then i dont know whats going on because she is making millions and is famous worldwide and youre just hating and are a nobody just hating like people on urbandictionary.com...*smiles*
bob:.......*keeps hating*
randy: well then i dont know whats going on because she is making millions and is famous worldwide and youre just hating and are a nobody just hating like people on urbandictionary.com...*smiles*
bob:.......*keeps hating*
jennifer lopez by ImReaL February 10, 2007
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