jem carstairs 

Together with Will Herondale and Tessa Gray is one of the principal characters in the infernal devices, one of the trilogies of Shadowhunters from Cassandra Clare, he is described as kind, handsome and with his rear end beautiful silver hair and eyes because of a weird disease that he have from the 11 years old, Jem and Will fall both in love with Tessa, he is (with Will obviously) the more attractive and the most beautiful heart ( well Will have a kind heart but... very hidden in his chest) in all the world.

(If you are wondering if i am a superfan of the shadowhunters books, yes i love them, also the serie, so if you have already read the, you are the best! cool! But if you havent you need to bought them now and read all the books! And if you don't want or you don't like to read you are losing so much of time here in internet and Netflix, that you could use reading shadowhunters, sooo you should)

Other trilogies or series of shadowhunters:

the mortal instruments (new location, new characters, new history, new years from 2007 six books)
the infernal devices (new characters, new location, new era from 1861 to 1864, three books)
the dark artifices (new characters, new location, new era from 2016 to 2018, three books) the third book coming soon the 4th december

Next release:

- The Last Hours
- The Wicked Powers
- The Eldest Curses
I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE FOR READ THE!

-I can offer you my life, but it's a short life; I can offer you my heart, although I have no idea how many more beats it will sustain. But I love you so much that I hope you do not mind that I'm being selfish in trying to make the rest of my life happy by spending it with you. I want to be married to you, Tessa. I want it more than I ever wanted anything else in my life.- He looked at her through the veil of silver hair that fell over his eyes. I mean, "he added timidly. If you love me, too
Jem Carstairs

-Don't you miss it? That place has been your home.
His fingers caressed her wrist lightly, making her tremble. -You are my home now.-
Jem Carstairs

jem carstairs by shadowhunters fan February 17, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012