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Jeloux, nicknamed "Jello" is the type of man that is known to be a daddy. He will give you the best head of your life;) and always make you finish first. The origin of his name is from southwestern France in a small town called your mom's pussy. He has musical talent that will blow away his audience. He lowkey looks like Ned from the Spiderman movies and lies about being black.
Hey Jeloux! It's been a long time since I've received your to die for head... can you please give it to me again daddy?
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In spanish, is the equivalent to the pronunciation of "Hello".
Jelou, jau ar yu (Hello, how are you)
Am fain, zenc yu (I'm fine, thank you)
Jelou by IDK what pseudonym to use November 21, 2020
How unintelligent people who think they are better than someone spells "jealous".
Danny is so jelouse of my work!
jelouse by ttsse February 5, 2013
A person who is very Embarrassed but also aware of his/hers mistakes (Grammar for example)
Person A: That man is very Jelous.
Person B: What makes you think that?
Person A: He spelled Jealous wrong.
Jelous by KBPv's Homeowner February 5, 2022

jersey jelousy

A desire to hate on New Jersey due to a burning feeling of inadaquacy stemming from not living in New Jersey.
In a classic case of jersey jelousy the Pittsburg resident called New Jersey the armpit of the country.
jersey jelousy by Jersey Ed October 10, 2007
A name for a nice and handsome guy. Sometimes a guy as handsome as he is can't handle his looks but then this guy will love you more than as you expected.
Hello, Jelou nice to see you looks like your sick.
Jelou by borrowereye January 9, 2010
the feeling when you really want to play nerf gun wars, because everybody else is doing it.
person 1: "whoah! epic game of nerf gun wars!"
person 2: "man im jelouse"
jelouse by takethatsmartypants July 16, 2010
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