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Jellybeaner

A immigrant or (beaner) who just crossed the border and got shot on the stomach causing "jelly" to come out jelly as in intestines...i know gross
Whoa did you see that "jellybeaner" get shot twice
by Jellybeaner January 14, 2008
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Any Fat mexican girl uses tumblr/twitter
The jellybeaner passed right by me and i smelled all the fish in the sea
by slava horizon March 11, 2022
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jellybeaner

a mexican that is in the LGBTQ community
"that mexican is a jellybeaner"
by hecktor gat ari April 19, 2023
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jellybeanis

Stella: I just saw Nathan's penis! It's so small!
Callum: Is it a jellybeanis?
by hmcknighta January 5, 2014
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Jellybean Dick

A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.
Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.
by The Ice Cream Man April 2, 2009
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Jellybean

Is it just me or is Jellybean kinda cringe
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jellybean smuggler

A man with a very small penis (see: button on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft dick.
Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 17, 2014
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