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jelly jam 

When your cum mixes with blood and piss.
Last night after fucking a women I cut my penis and had a bad case of jelly jam
jelly jam by Washnwink June 6, 2016

Jelly Jam Jimmies

Having period cramps after eating spicy food, when you're about to use the bathroom the small period blood clots are extremally uncomfortable, more than usual, because of the added spice, it turns your usually bleeding vagina into Mt. Krakatoa.
Did you hear about Lauren? She ate Spicy Ramen on her period, now she's got the jelly jam jimmies for the rest of the day!

Jam & Jelly 

Used to describe two sisters or two friends, one of which is a discreet lay, the other an easy one.
Do you know the difference between Jam & Jelly? You ever try to jelly your dick in someone's ass?
Jam & Jelly by rufnqaz July 28, 2016

Jelly fish jam

Showing affection to oneself or significant other via intercourse or other sexually pleasing acts whilst using jelly jam as lubricant and “ jamming “ it. To increase the effectiveness of the word people may also listen to jelly fish jam and watch the jelly fish jam episode of spongebob.
Yo on god we was having sex last night bro and I gave her the jelly fish jam.
Jelly fish jam by Grubby fingernails September 9, 2019

So jelly I'm jam 

Jelly is a slang word that derived from the word "jealous".
It's a play on words: you're so jelly you turn into jam. Basically saying that you're extremely or beyond envious.

Mostly used in a joking manner and among females.
1: I'm so jelly I'm jam, that you're on vacation right now Beth.

jelly of my jam

1. a play on the phrase "your jelly" by saying jam

2. jam also meaning music

3. a popular saying in eastern states
"ew your musics weird..."
"please peasant, you're just jelly of my jam!"
jelly of my jam by Jammmmmmmm January 3, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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