jehad

verb. elated and overcome with joy for fullfillment of narcissistic emotions that end up in a fantastic show of lights and sounds.

After looking in the mirror admiringly , Hodas face lit up with Jehad.
Damn, im so Jehad right now i can blow something up.

by jehad ali December 19, 2006

Jehad

A 12 year old kid who is funny at first, but ends up being a dick to everyone.

Person 1: “Jehad that is funny”
Jehad: “ I have another joke, look”
Jehad: “punch me, pls”
Person 1: *punches*
Jehad: *moans*
Person 1: 😨

by BobtheByilder1234 November 29, 2021

Jehad

A cool dude who likes mac and cheese

Jehad is my favorite person.

by ImayNOTbeTALLbutIcanDOother December 3, 2020

Jehad

A Jehad is a beautiful, polite, clean woman who usually enjoys long walks on the beach and sunsets, jehad usually stands for feminine . Ali's are usually leaders and clearly stand out from others.

Boy 1: "Have you met jehad?"

Boy 2: "Yeah, She's cool."

Boy 3: "You kidding? She's amazing!"

Boy 1: "What I thought exactly"

by ladygagalove678305 August 4, 2011

Jehad

verb. elated and overcome with joy for fullfillment of narcissistic emotions that end up in a fantastic show of lights and sounds.

After looking in the mirror admiringly , Hodas face lit up with Jehad.
Damn, im so Jehad right now i can blow something up.

by J. Ali December 11, 2008

Jolly jehad sangelo

An orgy with 5 boys (1 black asian, 1 rich white asian, 1 small asian, 1 hypebeast with a girlfriend and one wierd emo kid that loves xxxtentacionxxx)

Olly: oi josh you ready for tonight

Josh: what's happening tonight?
Sinan: the orgy
Angelo:with me you,sinan, olly and nahid
Nahid: oh so a Jolly jehad sangelo

by Brogy October 28, 2018

Meme Jihad

A meme jihad is a word play of the Muslim term of jihad, where an individual sacrifices his meme magic for the greater good. It consists of a blitzkrieg-like raid on and certain individual or a group of individuals. The tactics used to do this are as follows:

1- Beheading normies
2- Rampant shitposting
3- Spamming
4- Trolling
5- Praising the lord kek

Let's meme jihad, my dude.

by aiseKekistan122 May 19, 2017