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jeevitesh 

a jeevitesh is someone who is fat, chubby, ugly and has the worst feed in the entire world(and feet). jeevitesh's are generally fun and happy but they also see themselves as poopy woopy beings!
I felt soooooo jeevitesh yesterday I can't even *twerks in ice spice*
jeevitesh by juicycoochie669 March 21, 2023
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Jeevesh is a fine specimen of human nature and is an intellectual who is often reffered to as JAGSLATT by others, he is a secretive person and nobody really knows what Jeevesh may be upto. Sometimes Jeevesh can show signs of extreme hostility towards strangers or his peers but is generally a very calm person. His peers do not let anyone disrespect him and he can steal the heart of your mother.
Random person- "hide your mothers Jeevesh is coming"
Jeevesh- "yes"
Jeevesh by Lord Bunji September 14, 2021
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A really nice guys who is an optimist and always tries to resolve disputes by talking it out.
That guy is so nice, he is such a jeevith
jeevith by Theonlybestone January 30, 2018
Jeetesh :- A gentleman who is incredibly strong but also sensitive. A sweet guy that puts others Smile before himself. He is brave, sweet, honest, and completely amazing, as well as cute. He is mature and tries to keep everyone happy. A person who is an angel and who I'm lucky to know and He is so much caring guy.. .he has a kind heart Overall, the perfect guy every girl dreams about.
All I can say is, what an amazing guy. He must be Jeetesh
Jeetesh by #J81 June 1, 2019
Likes someone in the class with the starting letter K. That girl likes Jeevesh so much that she wants to kiss him. Jeevesh is also very smart and handsome.
She is lucky to have a boyfriend like Jeevesh.
Jeevesh by rhakdjshde November 1, 2019
He's a cute guy with a huge friend circle, who's not interested in girls with name starting with alphabet "K". They are his enemies.. anyway jeevesh is handsome and looks sexy in his glasses.Someone likes him and is trying to approach him but she's afraid
Jeevesh is so sweet!
Jeevesh by Jeeaann November 23, 2021
A person who is named jeevisha is considered to be the pinnacle of female evolution for the society. The future rests on her shoulders. She is breathtakingly beautiful, sexy and smart. If you ever come accross a jeevisha, make sure to bow down to touch her feet and apologize for breathing the same air as her, because you two will never be equals. Jeevisha is a differant breed of human, one of a kind. You can the awesomeness drip down from her beautiful eyes.
Holy mother of fuck! thats a jeevisha level human over there!
jeevisha by Pseudo230000122 November 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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