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jeekies
jeekies by stanthejeekies August 3, 2019
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Jeekies
Cheeks of Han Jisung of Stray Kids, the famous K-pop group. Jeekies are so cute. Jeekies are actually squirrel type
Jeekies by ONCE an ARMY, forever a STAYBL February 13, 2021
jack-off jenkies
The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again.
I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.
I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.
Hey Billy, do you want to go to prom with me?
Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!
Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!
jack-off jenkies by Bwillo April 12, 2011
Jenkies
The most awesome guy in the world who everyone wants to date and is the funny guy who is single and has almost everything he wants.
Jenkies by ninja monkey robot February 19, 2009
Jenkies
Jenkies by 123heyyyfsjdhdhd June 25, 2016
Jenkies
A word expressed by women in the mystery solving business such as Jewish ones with a retarded bowl cut and glasses,
Jenkies by Furrysqaud69 March 10, 2018
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