1) Normal girls shorts.
2) If worn by boys, they are the nerdiest shorts in the world. Only worn by nerds, homosexuals, and people whos last name is Gore.
1. If worn by a male, many different homosexual entities and ideals are incorporated, unless referenced to fashion in the late 70's, early 80's.
2. If worn by a female, acceptable and fashionable to all standards, regardless of year.
1. Look at that guy's jean shorts...that's so gay.
2. Damn, look at that girl in those jean shorts! So hot!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'