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jean kirchstein 

''Jean kirchstein you horse''
''neigh neigh''
man..
jean kirchstein by CHAR May 6, 2015
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Jean Kirstein 

A Jean Kirstein is seen as cocky, honest, and hot-headed. Some believe that he is a fine looking man. When he got frustrated, a Feckled Jesus use be there to calm him down. Nowadays he roams with his herd to fight Titans. It is hinted that he may resemble a horse. Many have created theories and fanart, but it has yet to be confirmed whether or not he is in fact, a horse.
Mikasa: Man, Jean Kirstein seems really confident today.
Armin: Yeah! He's so awesome and good looking! I wish I could be like him
Jean Kirstein by ErenJäger January 11, 2016

Jean Kirstein 

Jean Kirstein is the best attack on titan character. He will make u feel better every time you see him in the anime. It is worth loving him. Also he is the most "human" out of the all characters.
Julia: OMG! Jean Kirstein is so hot!
Me: I know
Jean Kirstein by Iliincut January 17, 2021

Jean Kirstein 

He’s a cocky person but also a very sweet loving person, they are always there for you too<3
Jean Kirstein by Jeans gf ;) April 30, 2021

Jean Kirstein 

Jean Kirstein is the best, hottest, coolest, and most well written/enjoyable character in the entirety of Attack on titan. He is a god and I devote my mortal soul to him <3
"do you like Jean Kirstein"
"yes"
"you're really hot please kiss me"
"OK"

Jean Kirstein 

Sexy A** Beast from Attack on Titan. One of the main characters.
Jean Kirstein is not a horse.
Jean Kirstein by Becky12243 November 18, 2014

Jean Kirstein 

One hot a** mf who is underrated. Jean Kirstein is a hot headed, attractive, witty attack on titan character.
Jean Kirstein is not a horse.

I want Jean Kirstein to d*ck me down.
Jean Kirstein by ur.dads.hawt August 17, 2021
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