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jealoust

Past tense of jealous from 2023 like THAT DUDE said, with the big cojones. -Jay The King Perez
His heart was so big and gigantic and thick and veiny and long, that it made adult performers jealoust.
by vickskz March 30, 2022
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black jealousy

When people of African descent are jealous of other African peoples' ambitions and/or success.

The hatred that black people experience when they see someone in their own community succeeding.
ex: The Younger family of the play A Raisin in the Sun all suffer from black jealousy.
ex: Person 1: He just never wants me to achieve my dreams. Person 2: You mean he suffers from black jealousy.
by karj1432 April 28, 2019
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Jealous Bitches

People that go out of their way to put you down in hopes of boosting their own self-confidence, only because they're jealous of you.
They're such jealous bitches, look at how they just dissed you on facebook! They sure showed us!
by Sylvia Winters August 13, 2010
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Bacon Jealousy

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.
by the shiny elf November 12, 2011
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Jealust

feeling or showing envy of someone because of their sex life or intimate relationships and displaying it in a reactivate, manipulative, or dishonest manner.
Jealust- when you want another person's sex life and make manipulative and dishonest attempts to take it from them.

"She's jealust over me because she knows my man ****s my brains out at least six times a week."

"She's psycho jealust! Like Single White Female jealust! She told my girl I might have AIDS, jealust!"

"Jealust much???"

"You know that little punk's jealust because we ****, right?"

"I tampered with your husband's fertility test results because I'm jealust and I want you and I'm sorry."
by Solarcero_de_Rais November 4, 2018
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Jealousy

a strang thing so much more powerful than you would have thought and very irrational.
i had jealousy when i looked at her with him.
by Twilight Book April 4, 2009
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retroactive jealousy

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.
Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*
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