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jeaks

that one dude in a particular server that is your ride or die
yo that guy jumped off a building he must be a jeaks
by jacky mai April 8, 2021
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Skinny Jeans

Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.
While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.
by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014
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Michael Jakson

The wrong way to spell Michael Jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the Beatles and Elvis Presley.
Michael Jakson doesn't exist : Michael JACKSON does.
by justapseudonym March 28, 2012
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Geoff jeans

A pair of jeans usually only worn around the house. They tend to be cheap, ugly and/or old and are seldom worn in public places.
Let me shower and change out of my Geoff jeans, and I can meet up in about an hour.
by F E D December 14, 2010
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Jeans night

An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality. If you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to a woman for a few days after.
Yeah man, it was bad, last night was definitely a jeans night for me”
by Jeans_night December 10, 2021
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Protein Jeans

Semen-stained jeans, usually worn by a man, though women have been known to be stained as well. Characterized by faint white splotches, and much more easily identifiable under a blacklight.
You can tell that Buzz is addicted to jerking it because of his splotchy protein jeans!
by B100 September 24, 2009
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Jeansonne

A cajun-french last name, manily found in Louisiana. No one can say it correctly, and for some reason they think its "johnson" but its not!
My friends last name is Jeansonne.
by cajun4life February 4, 2009
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