jdoom

The greatest DooM source porte ever to be created. Made by Jaakko Keränen.

I just played the best net doom game ever with jDoom.

by Primux October 4, 2004

Joomby

Found in many meat dishes, a small unchewable chunk of cartilage or connective tissue that is extremely tough and bouncy. Usually spat from the mouth with disgust.

Dude, yuck...I’m not eating that pie any more... i just got a joomby.

by Jelsey June 4, 2018

Jdomming

Named after Jeffrey Dahmer, creepily staring at people, either in a judging or preying manner.

Sean: Yo that girl is cute.

Chris: *Stares at woman*

Sean: Yo, stop jdomming her, you are gonna give her the icks.

Chris: *Keeps Staring*

by finnrmyman October 13, 2022

Joom

After yorkums took Jonny from Jack, he was filled with great grief and anger. He felt a great hatred for yorkums and sought to defeat it and find a way to revive Jonny. On one of his many journeys, he found himself before the great Filler God who offered him the chance to resurrect Jonny...but at a price. The Filler God forged a Forever Contract and had Jack sign it in blood. Jack, ignorantly, signed the contract without questioning the deity. The Filler God then revealed that it was all a ruse and that he had no intention of reviving Jonny at all. Instead, he intended to take Jack out of the picture for some unrevealed reason. Jack, desperately, asked the Filler God to show him mercy. The Filler God, in some sick, demented form of pity, turned Jack into a computer science teacher and forced him to teach high school students under the name Joom.

Jack: "Please show me mercy oh great Filler God!"
Filler God: "The only mercy you shall see is as the Joom."

by emkay1 April 24, 2021

jooms

huge perfect tits

One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".

DAMN check out those jooms on that chick!

by junkywockeez April 16, 2010

joombie

An aboriginal word for penis

Jon Lazari has a massive joombie

by KEdan October 28, 2016

joompa

an alternate name for "jumper", as used in the beatles song I am the Walrus

"Oompa oompa stick it up your joompa" (I am the Walrus)
"That's a wicked joompa you got there, where'd you buy it from?"

by ooookenny! June 26, 2007