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Moderator or Janitor of an image board or forum, who do their job for free.
Jannies always ruin the cunny threads
Jannie by knuckles77 December 17, 2019
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Deragotary form of word "janitor" used to refer to moderators of forums and imageboards in an offensive manner; in particular to those, who block users for something minor, or for being generally oversensitive.
Originates from 4chan's /sp/ board.
Fucking Jannie blocked me for Pepe-posting.
Jannie by VR456 March 31, 2019
A one of a kind person who always thinks of others before herself. She wears her heart on her sleve and will be there for you whenever needed. She is very smart, funny, beautiful and is sensitive to others' feelings. She would be the best girlfriend a guy can ask for. Any guy who dates her would be the luckiest guy on the planet.
Jeannie is so nice and always thinks of others first.

He is so lucky he is dating Jeannie.

Jeannie is so beautiful...
Jeannie by Stargazer2010 February 10, 2010

Dirty Jeannie 

A badass lady out. She’s as sweet as she is sarcastic. Blowing your mind in more ways than one.
My mind has been Dirty Jeannie’d.
A Joannie is very beautiful girl who is very shy at first but she acts herself around he people she trusts and knows she is sweet kind and sometimes she is mean but that’s not really often she is weird she has beautiful brown hair and brown eyes she doesn’t hate anyone she has a lot of boys falling for her but she just concentrates on one she is a great friend she is loyal she loves the boy she’s with very much she loves cats and she is very sensitive sometimes things people say hurt her feeling but she holds it in she is always with a big smile sometimes she takes things as compliments and when her friends don’t have a smile she finds a way to put a smile on their face she helps people with their issues but she doesn’t her herself at the end of the day Joannie looks back at what she did wrong or weird looks at herself in the mirror and laughs
Girl1: hey I don’t feel like talking right now

Joannie: hey why happens who do u want me to punch or are u just sad because your hungry you might be come I’ll cook food
Joannie by Unknown 901 January 30, 2018
Historical texts reveal this word was a verb used to describe the existence of mysterious, beautiful women over the age of 40 who seem to be immune to aging and possess unusual magical powers over men. Habitually, these women use their powers for many things but are most likely to use them to empty wallets of their male "companions" at the mall. In earlier centuries "genies" were captured by men and put into shapely bottles for good luck. However, as common with men of the day, they forgot where they stashed the bottles and these hidden treasures were not discovered until many years later.
1. Whoa... check out that "jeannie".

2. If I found a genie, my first wish would be to become a Jeannie!

3. Hey, why is my wallet empty? I've been "Jeannied"!!!
Jeannie by word-dude August 11, 2008
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