jcurt 

Gay as fuck. Blows mad cock. Loves the gym but love penis more. He loves sunsets, anal and shoes. Normally someone with a violent temper, someone who's is considered a jcurt normal is a gay angry fag with a small cock.

I can't have sex with him! I heard he's jcurt sized.
I love cock more than a jcurt.
Don't make me flip like a jcurt.

jcurt by Tamponboy69 May 4, 2015

Jcurt 

The best guy you will ever meet! Always ready to help. Fix anything, repair anything, has tools, will travel. A true giver in every sense of the word. Easy to be around. Makes you feel comfortable from the very first moment. Always the life of the party.

Jcurt Is a nickname

Jcurt by Big ball jimmy February 19, 2021

jurtle 

a person who exhibits turtle-like behavior or a particular fondness towards turtles. Is known to like grass sports such as soccer and lacrosse. Commonly attracted to persons named "Dan" or "Danielle" but particularly to those with large hair and stretchy eyebrows, e.g. "I started a joke" singer from the Bee Gees.

"Wow that jurtle's got some soccer skills that kill."
"Hey quit being such a jurtle and leave that turtle alone."
"My friend with the stretchy eyebrows should meet that jurtle."

jurtle by Ms. Sweeney December 9, 2007

Jurtle100

A big nigga that watches a shit ton of hentai.

Yo look at that Jurtle100 he busted for the 5th time this second

Jurtle100 by penisman42069xxxpussyslayer August 1, 2020

jurt 

The act of injuring, killing, or inflicting any kind of pain or damage on a robot, cyborg, machine or any other partially, wholely or holey bionic item by means of poking, prodding or prying or any other way you can imagine (sky(or beyond?) is the limit) with a great force and/or torque.
past tense: jurted
present tense: jurt

1. I jurted service-bot47 because it would not power down.
2. I had to jurt service-bot47 after defiance of rules 2, 4-7, 9 and 11.
3. Good fuck, if I have to jurt that tin fucking can piece of garbage rolling calculator again I'm going to flip a fucking brick.
4. Me and ma niggaz wuz walkin down da street, when we saw service-bot foutty sevin man; yall neigros doun even ngo! We jus couldnt resist dog, we jacked da bitch up on some fuckin bricks and jurted it a couple time to losen tha bitch up man. Den we stole dem 21s it be rollin round on, tryna make us look like bustas, dog. Ya heard me?

jurt by Murph Derrty, Murph Derrty. December 9, 2008

Jurting 

female masturbation

Stop jurting with my bop it.

Jurting by superjurterbabe September 29, 2008

Jurt 

A tobacco chewing penguin that lives in the humid parts of the artic!

Do you like jurt?
You're such a jurt

Jurt by LCJK August 16, 2008