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The act of injuring, killing, or inflicting any kind of pain or damage on a robot, cyborg, machine or any other partially, wholely or holey bionic item by means of poking, prodding or prying or any other way you can imagine (sky(or beyond?) is the limit) with a great force and/or torque.
past tense: jurted
present tense: jurt
1. I jurted service-bot47 because it would not power down.
2. I had to jurt service-bot47 after defiance of rules 2, 4-7, 9 and 11.
3. Good fuck, if I have to jurt that tin fucking can piece of garbage rolling calculator again I'm going to flip a fucking brick.
4. Me and ma niggaz wuz walkin down da street, when we saw service-bot foutty sevin man; yall neigros doun even ngo! We jus couldnt resist dog, we jacked da bitch up on some fuckin bricks and jurted it a couple time to losen tha bitch up man. Den we stole dem 21s it be rollin round on, tryna make us look like bustas, dog. Ya heard me?
jurt by Murph Derrty, Murph Derrty. December 9, 2008
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A tobacco chewing penguin that lives in the humid parts of the artic!
Do you like jurt?
You're such a jurt
Jurt by LCJK August 16, 2008
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The juice that sprays out when scraping the flesh of a watermelon, melon, or the like...

Jurt = JUice + spURT
He was eating watermelon, and its juice JURTed onto me...
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Jurt = JUice + spURT
He was eating watermelon, and its juice JURTed onto me...
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jurt cobain 

Jurt Cobain is the type of guy who you mix Jeff (Our Lord and Savior from the Anglo-Zulu War of the 1870s) with Kurt Cobain famous guitarist of the '80s and '90s., typically known for the Grunge band "Nirvana". Together you get Jurt Cobain, a mixture between a British soldier and god, and one of the greatest musicians of all time.
Oh dear, Jurt Cobain is our lord and guitarist!
jurt cobain by Me 9 July 8, 2024
a person who exhibits turtle-like behavior or a particular fondness towards turtles. Is known to like grass sports such as soccer and lacrosse. Commonly attracted to persons named "Dan" or "Danielle" but particularly to those with large hair and stretchy eyebrows, e.g. "I started a joke" singer from the Bee Gees.
"Wow that jurtle's got some soccer skills that kill."
"Hey quit being such a jurtle and leave that turtle alone."
"My friend with the stretchy eyebrows should meet that jurtle."
jurtle by Ms. Sweeney December 9, 2007
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