Jurt

A tobacco chewing penguin that lives in the humid parts of the artic!

Do you like jurt?
You're such a jurt

by LCJK July 22, 2008

jurt

The act of injuring, killing, or inflicting any kind of pain or damage on a robot, cyborg, machine or any other partially, wholely or holey bionic item by means of poking, prodding or prying or any other way you can imagine (sky(or beyond?) is the limit) with a great force and/or torque.
past tense: jurted
present tense: jurt

1. I jurted service-bot47 because it would not power down.
2. I had to jurt service-bot47 after defiance of rules 2, 4-7, 9 and 11.
3. Good fuck, if I have to jurt that tin fucking can piece of garbage rolling calculator again I'm going to flip a fucking brick.
4. Me and ma niggaz wuz walkin down da street, when we saw service-bot foutty sevin man; yall neigros doun even ngo! We jus couldnt resist dog, we jacked da bitch up on some fuckin bricks and jurted it a couple time to losen tha bitch up man. Den we stole dem 21s it be rollin round on, tryna make us look like bustas, dog. Ya heard me?

by Murph Derrty, Murph Derrty. December 01, 2008

Jurting

female masturbation

Stop jurting with my bop it.

by superjurterbabe August 04, 2008

Jurting

When you jump and urt (cough) after smoking maryjane.

Jess and Luke laughed so hard while Stefan was jurting after smoking that bong.

by Stefanus December 02, 2016

jurte

http://www.mongolei.kultur-reisen.info/images/Jurte.jpg

you was born in a jurte, punk ass

by yogafrogs_clit August 01, 2005

jurt cobain

Jurt Cobain is the type of guy who you mix Jeff (Our Lord and Savior from the Anglo-Zulu War of the 1870s) with Kurt Cobain famous guitarist of the '80s and '90s., typically known for the Grunge band "Nirvana". Together you get Jurt Cobain, a mixture between a British soldier and god, and one of the greatest musicians of all time.

Oh dear, Jurt Cobain is our lord and guitarist!

by Me 9 July 09, 2024

jurt

an unpopular ozempic-like drug that has more side affects than normal affects, originally manufactured for Ethan Hoodman

my friend went to go buy jurt

by heysiritibidonteuryeocho January 24, 2025