Skip to main content
The act of injuring, killing, or inflicting any kind of pain or damage on a robot, cyborg, machine or any other partially, wholely or holey bionic item by means of poking, prodding or prying or any other way you can imagine (sky(or beyond?) is the limit) with a great force and/or torque.
past tense: jurted
present tense: jurt
1. I jurted service-bot47 because it would not power down.
2. I had to jurt service-bot47 after defiance of rules 2, 4-7, 9 and 11.
3. Good fuck, if I have to jurt that tin fucking can piece of garbage rolling calculator again I'm going to flip a fucking brick.
4. Me and ma niggaz wuz walkin down da street, when we saw service-bot foutty sevin man; yall neigros doun even ngo! We jus couldnt resist dog, we jacked da bitch up on some fuckin bricks and jurted it a couple time to losen tha bitch up man. Den we stole dem 21s it be rollin round on, tryna make us look like bustas, dog. Ya heard me?
jurt mug front
Get the jurt mug.
See more merch
A tobacco chewing penguin that lives in the humid parts of the artic!
Do you like jurt?
You're such a jurt
Jurt by LCJK August 16, 2008
Related Words
an unpopular ozempic-like drug that has more side affects than normal affects, originally manufactured for Ethan Hoodman
my friend went to go buy jurt
jurt by heysiritibidonteuryeocho January 23, 2025

jurt cobain 

Jurt Cobain is the type of guy who you mix Jeff (Our Lord and Savior from the Anglo-Zulu War of the 1870s) with Kurt Cobain famous guitarist of the '80s and '90s., typically known for the Grunge band "Nirvana". Together you get Jurt Cobain, a mixture between a British soldier and god, and one of the greatest musicians of all time.
Oh dear, Jurt Cobain is our lord and guitarist!
jurt cobain by Me 9 July 8, 2024
a person who exhibits turtle-like behavior or a particular fondness towards turtles. Is known to like grass sports such as soccer and lacrosse. Commonly attracted to persons named "Dan" or "Danielle" but particularly to those with large hair and stretchy eyebrows, e.g. "I started a joke" singer from the Bee Gees.
"Wow that jurtle's got some soccer skills that kill."
"Hey quit being such a jurtle and leave that turtle alone."
"My friend with the stretchy eyebrows should meet that jurtle."
jurtle by Ms. Sweeney December 9, 2007
A big nigga that watches a shit ton of hentai.
Yo look at that Jurtle100 he busted for the 5th time this second
Stop jurting with my bop it.
Jurting by superjurterbabe September 29, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
Next