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He Is A Ugly Ass Nigga At Birth His Momma Tried To Abort Him Knowing It Was To Late This Nigga So Ugly That When He Look In A Mirror Then Mirror Duck But He Dark Chocolate And We'll Treat You Right ❤️🍫🤷🏾 ♂️😍🤤 Only Thing You Can Go Wrong With Is Him Being Ugly 🤢
JayyTee You Is About The Ugliest Nigga I Kno But You Treat Females Right So You A 50/50 Chance Of Getting A Girl 🤷🏾 ♂️
jayytee by JayyTee March 20, 2018
Aflicted with being a dipwad wanna be player that thinks their own shit smells good. Leaves a wake of broken hearts and a trail of STD's. Beware of flattering conversation and pointed smiles. Commitment and marriage repel it.
That dude is Jayteed. Stay away from him, you might catch something.
Jayteed by Ursodum May 24, 2009
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jayteezy 

"Jayteezy" is basically a GOAT. He can do anything he wants to and he does it better than everyone else. More people should want to be like Jayteezy
"Wow I want to be like Jayteezy when I grow up."
"Jayteezy is such a goat... I wonder how he does everything so easily."
"I would totally let Jayteezy clap my mom's cheeks."
jayteezy by Jayteezy March 11, 2018
1. Exibits the characteristics of a homosexual.


-You just pulled an ellazies!

-You're spelling like an ellazies!
- That shirt is jaytee.
jaytee by Anonymous February 17, 2003
1. the status of being sad, a pathetic abo who finds pleasure out of gay sex
2. A man who dedicates his life to being a fag. See synonyms at fag.
Could you stop being a jaytee its irritating me
Jaytee by kay232 August 4, 2006
Jaypeezy? ; Dangerous human to not be fucked with they’re very dangerous to be around, and kind hearted when it comes to a female SERIOUSLY DONT FUCK WITH THEM
I wouldn’t want to mess with jayypeezy, could be very dangerous
jayypeezy by Jaypeezy August 6, 2021

Jayteezy 

Jayteezy is such a goat. He can do anything he wants to do and he does it better than you.
"Wow I want to be like Jayteezy when I grow up."
" I would totally let jayteezy clap my mom's cheeks"
Jayteezy by Jayteezy March 11, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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