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Aflicted with being a dipwad wanna be player that thinks their own shit smells good. Leaves a wake of broken hearts and a trail of STD's. Beware of flattering conversation and pointed smiles. Commitment and marriage repel it.
That dude is Jayteed. Stay away from him, you might catch something.
Jayteed by Ursodum May 24, 2009
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The most sexiest girl on the planet.she is taken by a boy named mikhail and he has the biggest dick.jayeeda is a compressed girl and she is one of those girls that want to succeed in life
Mikhail and Jayeeda are gonna last
jayeeda by Dhfjgjnfnfncncnc May 15, 2019
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jayteezy 

"Jayteezy" is basically a GOAT. He can do anything he wants to and he does it better than everyone else. More people should want to be like Jayteezy
"Wow I want to be like Jayteezy when I grow up."
"Jayteezy is such a goat... I wonder how he does everything so easily."
"I would totally let Jayteezy clap my mom's cheeks."
jayteezy by Jayteezy March 11, 2018

lil jayeed 

a transgender ape human that has no d1ck and and a roblox head
lil jayeed ate out of his friend mikeys asshole
lil jayeed by Mr. Smear February 12, 2018
1. Exibits the characteristics of a homosexual.


-You just pulled an ellazies!

-You're spelling like an ellazies!

- That shirt is jaytee.
jaytee by Anonymous February 17, 2003
1. the status of being sad, a pathetic abo who finds pleasure out of gay sex
2. A man who dedicates his life to being a fag. See synonyms at fag.
Could you stop being a jaytee its irritating me
Jaytee by kay232 August 4, 2006

Jayteezy 

Jayteezy is such a goat. He can do anything he wants to do and he does it better than you.
"Wow I want to be like Jayteezy when I grow up."
" I would totally let jayteezy clap my mom's cheeks"
Jayteezy by Jayteezy March 11, 2018
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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