Aflicted with being a dipwad wanna be player that thinks their own shit smells good. Leaves a wake of broken hearts and a trail of STD's. Beware of flattering conversation and pointed smiles. Commitment and marriage repel it.
The most sexiest girl on the planet.she is taken by a boy named mikhail and he has the biggest dick.jayeeda is a compressed girl and she is one of those girls that want to succeed in life
"Jayteezy" is basically a GOAT. He can do anything he wants to and he does it better than everyone else. More people should want to be like Jayteezy
"Wow I want to be like Jayteezy when I grow up."
"Jayteezy is such a goat... I wonder how he does everything so easily."
"I would totally let Jayteezy clap my mom's cheeks."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).