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japanese house arrest 

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan
Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

japanese lunch time rush 

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.
"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"

Jaynelle 

The popular name for girls meaning "sparkly" in latin. A Jaynelle will most likely be extremely intelligent, beautiful, interesting, and fun. She is the kind of person with whom one can have a deep and intellectual conversation, or a wild and crazy night out on the town. She is witty and charming, and can easily grab the attention of a room with her captivating presence. She is, in all definitions of the word, "it".
Gee, I wish I could be like her. She's such a Jaynelle.

Wow, Jaynelle is totally cricket. She's swell.
Jaynelle by Dr. Chim Richolds February 25, 2010
A Jayne is a girl who makes everyone’s life better by just being in it. Sexy, beautiful and green eyes you can get lost in, a Jayne will make you feel loved and wanted like no one else ever has or will.

Full of energy and positivity, a Jayne will be a friend to anybody, but if you are lucky enough to get her love and unlock her true self, you get a passion, a desire and a soulmate like no one else.
Person 1: Hey, why you so happy?
Me: oh, I was just with Jayne….
Jayne by 🥣 September 2, 2021

Japanese Dog

Noun. To yank someone's collar or, preferably tie, violently back and forth while yelling "are you a Japanese dog?". This will no doubt cause them to snarl angrily, much like a Japanese dog would if you jerked their collar back and forth. Giving someone a Japanese dog is frequently considered a merse.
Marshall totally gave Christian a Japanese dog before his Spanish presentation. Christian had to stand in front of the whole class with his tie fucked up!
Japanese Dog by ehuzzie October 25, 2018

japanese creampie 

When you're watching a japanese porno and the guy finishes inside her pussy. Usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her pussy and tries to scoop out the non-existing cum
Mike: what's your favorite fetish?
John: I love japanese creampies
Mike: dude, that's nasty
japanese creampie by Nerdy Ned October 10, 2016