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You have just accomplished the perfect balance of cream and sugar inside your coffee when the waiter comes and fills your cup messing up your cream, sugar, and coffee ratio. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a javaboo.
-your coffee was just refilled-

Awww, man! I have javaboo again!
javaboo by bluehighlighter November 29, 2010
Words you can keep

Done a Javaboy

This term applies to someone who is a regular and stalwart member of the community who suddenly disappears without trace.
Who reappears as suddenly as they disappeared.
Questions will be forever asked about what they got up to during the shadowy period of their absence but no answers will ever be given.
Denis Watts was a familiar and prominent face around Walford, East London.
One day he went out for a swim in the local canal and promptly disappeared without trace.
Nothing was heard from Den for years until he suddenly reappeared in Walford many years later as if nothing had ever happened.
On walking back into the local pub the local landlady Peggy was heard to exclaim, "ZOMG Den, you've only gone and done a javaboy".
Done a Javaboy by SaaaaG July 5, 2010
A word used to describe a person who watches anime, reads manga, or is just generally interested in the Japanese culture even if they are not of Japanese nationality.

This word is used like weeb would be used.
Oh, you watch anime? You're such a Japaboo.

White but speaks Japanese? Japaboo.
Japaboo by May Goyang-i August 28, 2019
a Barbie doll or a racist term used to describe asians
that Jagaboo was looking awfully mad when i stole his waffles.
jagaboo by anonymus June 20, 2003

JavaBong 

A bong made from a coffee cup, that you smoke marijuana out of.

Usually a home made smoking utensil.

Its like the Dabachino rig used for smoking dabs!
The JavaBong hits great!

The Javabong gets me so high.
Bong pipe homemade
JavaBong by October 4th April 22, 2018

javabong 

A homemade smoking utensil. A water pipe used to smoke marijuana. Made from a paper coffee cup.
It's the weed version of the dab rig (wax bong) called dabuccino.
We got so high from hitting the javabong.
javabong by December 10 April 22, 2018
An idiot, a putz, someone who has no understanding of that they are in fact a mental midget. A jagaboon is someone who has completely skewed view of their own intelligence and authenticity.
That guy Jake is such a jagaboon. He always thinks he is right and is unwilling to listen to any outside opinions.

Wow, what a jagaboon, that guy is so stubborn he doesn't even recognize when he's overstepping boundaries.
Jagaboon by Jack no Cap November 15, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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