Jagaboon

An idiot, a putz, someone who has no understanding of that they are in fact a mental midget. A jagaboon is someone who has completely skewed view of their own intelligence and authenticity.

That guy Jake is such a jagaboon. He always thinks he is right and is unwilling to listen to any outside opinions.

Wow, what a jagaboon, that guy is so stubborn he doesn't even recognize when he's overstepping boundaries.

Jagaboon by Jack no Cap November 15, 2019

jagaloon

replacement for stupid, idiot, moron or any other offensive term

maybe you should stop going out with people you find on farmers mingle, you jagaloon

jagaloon by speck19 July 1, 2015

Jagaloon

A person who acts like a complete jackass all the time despite their perceived age and wisdom, particularly whilst consuming alcohol.

Man that guy, Jake is a real Jagaloon all he does is get drunk and fuck with people.

Jagaloon by Bacokaj broos February 8, 2018

Jagaloon

Any one adult person who engages in acts of a mentally retarded child. Someone who clearly demonstrates a lack of commitment to maturity and the responsibilities that come with it.

Dr. Doback in Step Brothers to his 40 year old son living at home who cant get a job or act like an adult:

"You Jagaloons! You're FAILURES!!"

Jagaloon by mahatma ice August 4, 2009

Jagaloonery 

The act of making a bad or misinformed decision, and doing it for lulz. Also, being totally ignorant of common societal practices and expectations.

It was jagaloonery when the Ravens lost.

Jagaloonery by RPRIII January 19, 2009

Geriatric Jagaloon 

A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.

John: where the fuck is Alex?
Derek: that geriatric jagaloon problably got lost in his own shit.

Geriatric Jagaloon by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018

Jagabond 

1.A person who engages in act of Jagaloonery while being particularly sloppy or uncontrollable.
2. A combination of a jagaloon and a vagabond.

"When Matt got drunk in a pink collared shirt he acted like a complete jagabond."

Jagabond by Basset-Hound September 15, 2009