a woman of average to above-average phenotype and appearance (bitty) with whom one has or intends to have an established relationship of an exclusive nature
So, (insert name of friend living in New Mexico), how long have you known that finebitty jaunt piece of yours?
Jaunpiece can also be used to create a
sentence that won't offend.
I was taking a walk down jaunstreet when this vicious jaunpiece came out of no where and mauled my oily face.
Hey Bobby, xyz, your jaunpiece is hanging out.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).