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jaunpiece 

A jaunpiece ju-awn/pees,noun:

Used in place of forgotten words.

Jaunpiece can also be used to create a
sentence that won't offend.
I was taking a walk down jaunstreet when this vicious jaunpiece came out of no where and mauled my oily face.
Hey Bobby, xyz, your jaunpiece is hanging out.
jaunpiece by Dutherkin February 21, 2008
Words you can keep
Janiece is like a crab, hard on the outside & soft on the inside. Her personality tends to attract people as she is loving & heartfelt. She will go out of her way to help others, to no benefit of her own . Just like a crab however, she can be hard headed & irritable when provoked. This should not take away from her amazing sense of humor & the smile that compliments it. If you’re lucky to meet Janiece either hold on to her or run the other way as she can be much to handle.

She’s also most likely googling her name.
Is that a Janiece laughing?!
Janiece by Restripsmile November 11, 2018
One of great compassion.

Help others without thought to one’s self.
Protective to a fault. Saver of life.
The guide of lost children helps them see the right way in life.
Magical in thought and actions.
This person shall have the understanding of Janiece, and shall do well.
It was the luck of Janiece that saved his life.
Janiece by higher thought January 7, 2012

Taco Jaundice 

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.
Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.
Taco Jaundice by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

jaundice fist 

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.
When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.
jaundice fist by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021

jaundice 

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons
Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice
jaundice by mark July 28, 2005

Jauniece 

Highly intelligent woman that is respected by many. She is strong, as well as, compassionate, wise, and humble. She has a reserved yet confident mannerism. This lady will prosper in all that she does in life!
Man that girl is the full package! Yeah she is Jauniece for sure!
Jauniece by Piratestreasure February 5, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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