Jmatthew is a usually literally and figuratively a motherfucker. The are good looking and have a nice body. Their hair is usually black/brown, but they are one kindest people ever. If you are able bag a Jmatthew, please stick with him. They are heart warming and incredibly funny. Jmatthew is overall just a good person.

Jmatthew is good looking.
Jmatthew fucked my mom
Jmatthew is a motherfucker

Jmatthew by eqjzxc February 14, 2022

Related Words

jatthew • jatthewcanon • Jathew • Jatthealiz • jazthew • jetthew • Jmatthew

jatthewcanon

jatthewcanon is the best tiktoker and person to ever exist on the entire planet

Friend: I hate jatthewcanon
Me: literally fucking kills them

jatthewcanon by Howofgata January 17, 2022

jazthew

Jazthew is in pain

Oh yea that foo jazthew he’s in pain

jazthew by jazthew September 6, 2020

jetthew

An amazing pianist in the future

Jetthew will be one of the best pianist in the next decade

jetthew by Penguins flying November 20, 2021

Jatthealiz

a gorgeous sexy cute woman who likes animals, specifically geese/ducks. She's an animal whisperer. Every guy wants her and tries to shoot their shot, or every girl wants to be her and is envious. She doesn't know how beautiful she is so thinks everyone is a creep. Ride or die type of girl and very loyal, until you cross her. He eats like a 4-year-old- mac n cheese, bacon (extra crispy), and chicken tenders. If "parched," white claws are the go-to cure.

"I love me some Jatthealiz!"
"Damn, who that baddie?!" "Yoo that's Jatthealiz!"

"I Just want Jatthealiz" - Crenshaw

Jatthealiz by BossDboi21 April 19, 2022

Jathew

A really gay definition of a man.

Places where gay males inhabit.

The club was rocking with jathew last night!

This place is the best jathew in town

Jathew by Seasonal REAPER October 31, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026