Jmatthew is a usually literally and figuratively a motherfucker. The are good looking and have a nice body. Their hair is usually black/brown, but they are one kindest people ever. If you are able bag a Jmatthew, please stick with him. They are heart warming and incredibly funny. Jmatthew is overall just a good person.
a gorgeous sexy cute woman who likes animals, specifically geese/ducks. She's an animal whisperer. Every guy wants her and tries to shoot their shot, or every girl wants to be her and is envious. She doesn't know how beautiful she is so thinks everyone is a creep. Ride or die type of girl and very loyal, until you cross her. He eats like a 4-year-old- mac n cheese, bacon (extra crispy), and chicken tenders. If "parched," white claws are the go-to cure.
"I love me some Jatthealiz!"
"Damn, who that baddie?!" "Yoo that's Jatthealiz!"