A New Zealand leader that has mastered the art of lies and deception through media spin, usually involves long drawn out responses that have little content and nothing to do with the topic on hand.
Usually involves many rapid arm movements, flashing teeth and tiltly head action to aid in the distraction and spin

bro that person talked for hours and still didnt really say anything. yea bro thats jaspinda speak for ya.

jaspinda by muppeth8r October 15, 2020

Related Words

jasprit • jaspri • Jaspritaine • Jaspreet • Jaspering • japris • jasiri • japril • jasari • jaspinder

Jaspinder

Is a Indian Beauty! A Jaspinder is a goddess worrier that knows how to get what she wants! Gives no shit about haters. Only one way for this Indian beauty, and that’s the way to success. She’s a hot bitch with a sweet attitude! If u see a Jaspiner, u stay on her good side!

Ellen: Minzy, I don’t think I can do it! There is nooo wayyy I will get the job
Minzy: U DUMB FUCK, can u start feeling Jaspinder about your self?!!

Jaspinder by Moonisalwaysfull October 15, 2019

jasprosesp

my hottest mutual on tiktok and lovely

very funny will recommend

also very nice i love this mutual with all my heart

you: “bro have you seen jasprosesp they are so hot”

random: “ofc i did idiot”

jasprosesp by zhonglikisser June 13, 2021

japril

the greatest ship on the show grey's anatomy; iconic, beautiful, show stopping, spectacular, amazing, breathtaking, will rise and deserve all of the happiness- if they were a meme they would be kris jenner hanging out the window with a sombrero yelling

i want japril to run me over with their new BMW featured in the end scene of 1306

japril by japrilwillrise January 1, 2017

japris

jean capris, a type of pants worn by females

For some reason wearing jorts has become an unacceptable item of clothing for males, while females can still be fashionably acceptable wearing jorts and japris.

japris by kecook March 17, 2007

Jasperian

The followers of the great figure, Jasper. Jasper is believed to be an idealized mythical stature that appears only when the sun meets at 1470 and ends at 1580. If you ever meet Jasper the great,you will be blessed with temporary Jasp instillment.

I’m now a jasperian, I’m so blessed.

Jasperian by Javeling September 13, 2017

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026