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A name given to someone who is played. One who wears their heart on their sleeve leaving them prime for being taken. A person who can be easily taken advantage of. Someone who will place trust and belief in someone and not think twice about it regardless of reputation. A person who can be lied to and manipulated repeatedly. An extremely gullible human being.
Kris; "So you told him you stayed home last night and he believed you?"
Frannie; "Hook, line and sinker!"
Kris; "And he has no idea you were bouncing on another guy last night?"
Frannie; "Nope. He is such a Jare."
Jare by EpicFail10 September 17, 2012
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A kick or punch to the genitals.

More specifically, this is the alternative to a dare in the game Truth or Dare. If one takes the dare and decides after having heard the dare that they don't want to do it, that person must then accept the Jare.

Also referred to as "Dick Kick" or "Poon Punch."
Billy: I dare you to lick the rim of the toilet bowl.

Timmy: Hell no! I'm not doing that, it's disgusting!

Billy: THEN PREPARE TO BE JARE'D!
Jare by atomicrebirth October 16, 2008
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jare bear 

1. Super sexy sweet
Wow! he was totally jare bear!
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Jare Bear 

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Jare-bear 

an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared

a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"
"Jare-Bear keeps texting me to hook up, but he was doing the same thing to suzie last week."
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a team of people that can do what most cant.
the team qualijare pulled off the trick
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Jare-Bear 

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.
Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?
Jare-Bear by Yagggahab May 20, 2023
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