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A Jarad is a crazy, outgoing, guy that usually has tattoos and/or facial peircings. A Jarad is usually with his shirt off and never with his socks on, never far from a joke and never close to anger. Jarads typically enjoy Metal Music and alcohol and are usually classified as scene
Jarad sure does have a lot of hair and tattoos!
Jarad by HotBahmiBard August 2, 2011
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Jarad has a meaty sweaty fat cock
Jarad has a meaty sweaty fat cock
Jarad by Delurene July 26, 2020
A super gay dude with way too many girl friends. He has brown hair with beautiful blue eyes. He know how to make people laugh but is very introverted. He loves videogames and loves anything GGGAAAYYYY. He always cares about how people feel and will do anything to make them feel better.
Person:I feel like shit
Person: WHERES JARAD.
Jarad by AGayFag June 3, 2019

Jarad Higgins 

A "dead" rapper, also goes by the name of Juice WRLD.
ah damn Jarad Higgins died?

Jarad Carr

hey look Jarad Carr. Ask him for a ride!

Spider me bro !
Jarad Carr by zbros11 November 28, 2011

Jarad Flip 

When somebody tells everyone that they can do something really cool so they gather everyone around and when the person does it, it is not that cool and they kind of mess up.
John jumping off the balcony was such a Jarad Flip.
Jarad Flip by Pete the Cat April 22, 2017
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