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jaqueis is the cutest, petitest, sweetest, funniest, relatable little baka you’ll ever meet.

with a jaqueis you can laugh about anything for hours, oh and don’t forget about when a jaqueis is in love.. jaqueis will be ALL over you, talk and think about you constantly, find your families face book and address and make edits out of you, basically obsess. But once shes mad at you you’re gonna want to bring a whole flower bouquet and reeses chocolates to her door and say a 700 word apology.
In general, you’re lucky to catch your self a jaqueis :-)

i love jaqueis

jaqueis by Husky_Luver8 November 20, 2023

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Joe jaques

A joe Jaques is a person who has a massive nose, so big birds nest on the end, it also means someone who can't handle there drink also a homo.

In a sentence you could say " look at the state of him! He's Joe Jaques".

Joe jaques by Joe jaques July 4, 2014

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Jaquees

A very funny person with a great personality, A Jaquees is very kind but sus. If you find a Jaquees try to be friends with him, he is very joyous and is very social. A Jaquees is a very good person to have as a friend.

The kid in our class is such a Jaquees

Jaquees by JameyTheJaquees March 21, 2019

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Jaques

The perfect guy every girl wants but he has to many hoes 💯

I want jaques in my life

Jaques by Ques January 3, 2017

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Jaquission

Journey, quest, and a misssion... real nigga from the quest

Sometimes I pull a jaquission with some real niggas in the crest.

Jaquission by Realniggainthecrest January 10, 2019

Jaques Balance

Mythical multi billionaire venture capitalist known to allways be in Monaco investing in small and large companies worldwide. Only few have met him, those who have known to converse and do business with him are now also billionaires.

Who is Jaques Balance

Jaques Balance by Bosco_bosco1 October 18, 2008

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jaquise

Jaquise is a person that does not like do work in school but when it comes down to sports he's on it 24/7. Jaquise I a person that like a to talk and have fun and he like to pic on other people .

My friend Jaquise is crazy.

jaquise by IGottIGo May 14, 2018

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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