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jankologist
One who initiates or participates in the intense study of jankiness. I.e., studying whether or not jankiness is a state of being, or a set of behavioral choices resulting from a janky (inanimate) environment.
Jankologist: "Is this a janky pen, or is the quality of this pen a result of jankiness inherent in its builder?"
Pen Builder: "Do you like my mullet? I'm from Pierre Part!"
Pen Builder: "Do you like my mullet? I'm from Pierre Part!"
jankologist by DL Smith September 1, 2008
Related Words
janpol • japolac • japollonia • jampol • jangolova • jankologist • janmolate • janolga • japolatino • Japolock
japolac
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Japolock
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Jappolivier
Jappolivier by Madamk August 14, 2022
jappoland
Land of the jappos. Also known as Japan; their main export is Japanimation because Japan sucks at almost everything that doesn't involve having little boys in sweatshops making most of America's products for them.
japolatino
japolatino by Numble. August 25, 2014
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