Janka

Janka is an amazing girl who thinks so little of herself, but she’ll be one of the greatest people you ever know. She beautiful, enough to strike a man dead with one stare. Smarter than all others, able to ace any test. Funnier than the best comedians, making you laugh till you can’t anymore. She will always be there for you and will keep your secrets. She acts so kind and sweet and will care for you no matter what. She says she’s toxic and fake, but don’t believe it. She is better than the kindest of souls. She always talks about how she never deserves any of your care and kindness, but that is just an excuse to give more. Always treat Janka right, and you’ll have the best life ever.

Guy 1: hey have you met Janka?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.

Janka by JoshTurnerRipOff December 5, 2019

Janka

A person who is really kind hearted. Shy, but very charasmatic when you get to know her. She is pretty, but will deny it. Janka's are good friends, and will stick by you, considering you don't hurt them, they can be a bit bitchy.

Man: Man, that Janka girl is really nice

Janka by Anshidjdmxalskdjd July 19, 2017

Janka

A person who is really kind hearted. Shy, but very charasmatic when you get to know her. She is pretty, but will deny it. Janka's are the best of friends, and will stick by you, considering you don't hurt them, they can be a bit bitchy. Also an amazing lover and the a great gf

Guy 1: what do you think of janka?
Guy 2: janka is the coolest!

Janka by The realest Finn in coolsville April 29, 2020

Janka

A wind-up doll that explodes on demand.

Child: I want that new doll that explodes
Mom: A Janka, that might just be to violent

Janka by Hankyfanatic May 4, 2010

Janka Boy 

A YouTube channel, which is under one of my friends control. He also is our god. He is the one, who forgives us no matter what. We pray to him every evening. We offer sacrifices, like, candy and BLOOD. He is our lord, he is our saviour.

1. I pray to Janka Boy every evening.
2. He is our lord and saviour.
3. We must offer sacrifices.

Janka Boy by Kingdom_Rush_Pro November 2, 2019

janka and jeslie 

jeslie and janka call themselves the JJ squad i. They’re best friend have known each other for a year now,they are more then thankful to be each other’s friends<3 all they wanna do is meet up everyday but they can’t cuz they live tausends of kilometers away from each other.sadly;((( janka lives in Germany and jeslie lives in America but they are still really iconic and everyone’s jealous of their friendship

judie:”have you met janka and jeslie?”
Camilla:”no,why?”
Judie:*shows pics* “they’re so iconic”

janka and jeslie by idkhiiiiiii August 4, 2021

Janka-hoe

(n.)
1. A derogatory term for a woman (or man) that has been "jankad"
2. A derogatory term for a person that has had relations with Paul Janka

"After that frenzied night, she would never shake the reputation of a janka-hoe"

Janka-hoe by Madison Avenue October 17, 2008