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A leg disease that is very werid and people hardly have it and mostly people named Jan have it

Nahhh he has janitus

janitus by LllllllllllI445 April 7, 2022

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Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

Matias Janitschek by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

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Janitsch

It is simply a grandma.

Janitsch do you wanna bake a cake?

Janitsch by Tfuuu December 9, 2020

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janitsa

The rarest and smartest women have this name Janitsa. Always kind but never one to mess with.

Janitsa? Wow I’ve never heard that name before! How unique

janitsa by Jani89 November 23, 2021

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janius

Janius is some femboy who everyone likes to vent to online on discord

Oh, I wish I could be like Janius

janius by pibbleypop November 19, 2023

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Janikus

A middle name, often given to people who don’t give a shit about their life.

Noah Janikus, get off of the roof!
Ok * jumps*

Janikus by Lmaof January 24, 2024

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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