janitus

A leg disease that is very werid and people hardly have it and mostly people named Jan have it

Nahhh he has janitus

by LllllllllllI445 April 7, 2022

Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

Janitsch

It is simply a grandma.

Janitsch do you wanna bake a cake?

by Tfuuu December 9, 2020

janitsa

The rarest and smartest women have this name Janitsa. Always kind but never one to mess with.

Janitsa? Wow I’ve never heard that name before! How unique

by Jani89 November 23, 2021

Janikus

A middle name, often given to people who don’t give a shit about their life.

Noah Janikus, get off of the roof!
Ok * jumps*

by Lmaof January 24, 2024

janius

Janius is some femboy who everyone likes to vent to online on discord

Oh, I wish I could be like Janius

by pibbleypop November 19, 2023