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Matias Janitschek
Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.
Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?
Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!
Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?
Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!
Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!
Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?
Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!
Matias Janitschek by Turtledyke January 13, 2010
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Jantsch
1. To steal something at a store for absolutly no reason, such as antibacterial soap or little children's toys.
2. To be a horribly depressed person that listens to nothing but Emo music and can be found slitting his wrists at any moment of the day.
3. To do something so stupid that it makes people wonder if you might be legally retarded.
4. To take as much time as you possibly can for something that should only take a couple seconds.
5. To suck Slovakian cock.
2. To be a horribly depressed person that listens to nothing but Emo music and can be found slitting his wrists at any moment of the day.
3. To do something so stupid that it makes people wonder if you might be legally retarded.
4. To take as much time as you possibly can for something that should only take a couple seconds.
5. To suck Slovakian cock.
1. Did you really just steal that? Quit bein such a Jantsch.
2. That guy is so depressed that he's turning into a Jantsch.
3. What in the hell were you thinking? You just pulled a Jantsch.
4. If you had taken any longer I'd start callin you a Jantsch.
5. I saw you go into that room with that Slovakian guy Jantsch.
2. That guy is so depressed that he's turning into a Jantsch.
3. What in the hell were you thinking? You just pulled a Jantsch.
4. If you had taken any longer I'd start callin you a Jantsch.
5. I saw you go into that room with that Slovakian guy Jantsch.
Jantsch by Sam and Andy August 26, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable