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janitorial shame
"I work in the maintenance department as a sanitation engineering specialist" bragged Custodian Curtiss, trying to hide his janitorial shame.
janitorial shame by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014
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janitalia • Janatalia • jen italia • Manitalia • jainalia • janalia • janitaa • janitarium • janitating • janitation
janitarium
So unfortunate it is, Sylvestor was cut down in his prime, 20 years on the job and his wife had him committed to the state
janitarium.
janitarium.
janitarium by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010
Janitellia
Janitellia by Loren Brocker August 14, 2006
Manitalia
The genitalia of male sort! Usually found in the pants. Sometimes, though not very rare, found in the pockets. A wonderful stew consisting of meat and potatoes. Can come bald or hairy.
What do you call nuts on the wall? - walnuts
What do you call nuts on the chest?- Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? - Manitalia in your mouth.
Man, my manitalia hurt.
I hate it when you punch me in the manitalia!
Get your manitalia away from me!
I wish my manitalia were bigger.
I wish my manitalia were smaller.
My manitalia is not very happy right now!
You are frustrating my manitalia.
What do you call nuts on the chest?- Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? - Manitalia in your mouth.
Man, my manitalia hurt.
I hate it when you punch me in the manitalia!
Get your manitalia away from me!
I wish my manitalia were bigger.
I wish my manitalia were smaller.
My manitalia is not very happy right now!
You are frustrating my manitalia.
janitaa
Janitaa Is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She's caring, loving and passionate. She doesn't have a lot of friends, nor she's not very popular. But that doesn't stop her from being a good friend. She listenes and accepts everyone. Janitaa can also be a huge bitch. If someone is mean to her or her friends, she will show that she's not someone to play with.
janitation
Insert the following two words: JANITOR and SANITATION into a fine Swedish made blender. Puree on high. I stress the HIGH.
I spend my days being high smokin weed... hence I be employeed in the burgeoning field of JANITATION.
janitation by Slappy McMaster September 29, 2003
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