janaka

A fat ass from Srilanka, believes in lifting heavy, yet looks like a bear.
Calls him J- dog and is scared of cats.

Allen- hey , have you seen my bear
Troy - you mean Janaka,
Allen- Ewe, he wish!

by Agent420 May 21, 2013

Janaka

A dangerous looking Sri-Lankan geezer who basically invented Excel and is secretly Bill Gates' lovechild. He loves Skype, not having Burritos, watching Sri-Lankan adult entertainment on his amazing tablet and any form of numeracy. Also known as the one and only J-Dog.

"You aren't the coolest Sri-Lankan geezer in the world, that's Janaka!"

"I wish I was as cool as Janaka"

Bill Gates: "Have you met my secret lovechild Janaka?"

"Janaka is the original J-Dog"

by Quentin Tarquin February 19, 2013

Janaka

Funny, awesome, a great friend in general, but can sometimes be annoying. He is short but quick and can burn you so bad that you go home wishing you hadn't gone to school.

Jackson: Janaka burned me so bad today!
Zane: Yeah hes funny, but he also gets on my nerves

by bvcfgtrfgvbcv January 14, 2016

Janaka

A fucking cool Sri Lankan chick who has an awesome taste in music, will be sassy if she pleases and will be your friend forever.

'I wish I was as cool as Janaka'

Beyonce: 'Janaka invented flawless'

'Janaka is a kween'

by martharose September 24, 2017

Pulled a "Janaka"

To call back within 10 working days, after leaving a position of employment, and ask for your job back.

Fred pulled a "Janaka" and is coming back to work.

by petyor February 21, 2022