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A Drink: Combination of Java (coffee) and Mocha (expresso and chocolate). Since Mocha is what this actually is, one is given to wonder what the creators think Mocha is.
Hey man, try that new Jamocha?
Yeah, tastes just like coffee and chocolate.
Hey, ain't that Mocha?
Duh, Yeah.
Whata rip.
jamocha by Bob T. May 11, 2006
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someone who is an idiot, not very bright, doesn't think straight, a semi-loser
Driver: *gets cutoff*
Driver: JESUS, this jamocha! What's he doing???
Jamocha by anonymous January 5, 2021
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Jamocha Milkshake 

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When one partner defecates in the other's mouth and allows them to perform oral sex on them.
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Jamicheal is a preett boii he normally don't like to fight but if u mess wit him or his FAM u messed up. He loves girls he could be a little crybaby some times but hes fine and great. He has an big giant cock.
Girl I had a jamichael last night he blew my back out.
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Word that refers to a person of ambiguous racial or ethnic background. They may in fact be white or of mixed racial heritage.
The Rock is Jamoca.

Kim Kardashian is Jamoca.

Jessica Alba is Jomoca.

Vin Deisel is Jamoca.
Jamoca by ch_tsosie February 24, 2011
Random individual of questionable intelligence. Synonyms: Schmoe, Jabrone. Possibly from Java + Mocha, historical sources of coffee. See Regular Joe.
I got a phone call from some Jamoche trying to sell me aluminum siding.
Jamoche by Seth Baldwin July 17, 2004
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