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Jamochan 

A master of seduction, often very short and always wears a black jacket. He loves pizza and never eats. He engages in activities such as "fiving." He is also the main character and is a parkour master, with so much plot armor, he is untouchable. Everyone around him gets the urge to eat his fingers, rub his legs, or put him in a corner.
Wow, he's such a Jamochan, I wish that I could just eat his fingers.
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Jamochan 

A master of seduction, everyone wants to flock to him. Often wears a black jacket and loves pizza but never eats. Engages in activities such as "fiving." He often is very short and is a parkour master. He is the main character and has infinite plot armor. Everyone around him has the urge to eat his fingers, rub his legs, or tap his hair.
Wow he's such a Jamochan, I wish I could eat his fingers.
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Hey man, try that new Jamocha?
Yeah, tastes just like coffee and chocolate.
Hey, ain't that Mocha?
Duh, Yeah.
Whata rip.
jamocha by Bob T. May 11, 2006

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I'd like an Arby Q and a small Jamocha Milkshake.
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Jamocha Milkshake 

When one partner defecates in the other's mouth and allows them to perform oral sex on them.
GG Allin was a fan of jamocha milkshakes.
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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
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