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Jamcarlos an alpha male, funny guy who would steal your girl in a blink of an eye. He is tougher than he looks so don’t underestimate watch what u say it do in front of him. Also he is the definition of loyal he will always be there for his girlfriend when ever she needs him. He will satisfy any will girl unless he is single. Got a 7 inches punisher. Knows how to fight he will beat your ass

Jamcarlos is so cute and strong I’ll definitely let him smash.

jamcarlos by Apollo-king November 23, 2021

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jamcarlos

Jamcarlos is so cute and strong I’ll definitely let him smash.

jamcarlos by Apollo-king November 23, 2021

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jamcarlos • Jancarlos • jacarlos • Jarmcarlos • jeamcarlos • jahncarlos • jhancarlos • jiancarlos • Jamcarpo • jencarlos

jhancarlos

A fine ass Dominican nigga that plays soccer and is nice, caring, and very funny. He eat cat good as fuck no lie. He smoke that gas and listen to YoungBoy.

Jhancarlos came to my house and ate my cat for dinner.

jhancarlos by Honeybunn January 14, 2019

JuanCarlos

A name only for the best of the best. This name has a few requirements such as a large dick and to be extremely athletic. He not only plays soccer and is great with ladies but he also manages to do good in school. If you ever encounter one as know it is rare ask him to marry you imediatly. He is the best boyfriend and always will be a keeper but he gets bored fast so keep adapting to hus needs.

person 1: I want a perfect boy like yours

Person 2: well you better find yourself a JuanCarlos

JuanCarlos by That Boi Anthony AND BAE January 3, 2016

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JeanCarlos

Jeancarlos. He’s a Hot boy. He’s cute as fuck. He’s sexy . If you get to date a boy like him you are lucky. You will never regret it . He could also be annoying sometimes.and could be nice to the person that likes him. He gives the girls that like him a chance to date him

Jeancarlos is nice.

JeanCarlos by Nikkkki June 8, 2018

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jiancarlos

He is a dumb as little hoe and he can go and suck my fat long dick

Jiancarlos is a hoe

jiancarlos by Madiedd561 March 14, 2017

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Jancarlos

A funny guy that most of the time his voice cracks when he tells funny ass jokes

That dude over there is such a jancarlos

Jancarlos by jose chica May 14, 2014

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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