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Jam shed
“Did you bang that bird you pulled last night?” “Nah mate, she was in the Jam shed so I just got a blozza and gave her a cream tea”
Jam shed by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2020
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Jam shed • jam she • Jam the Shelf Angel • Sheep Jam • jamsheed • Jamsheer • Jamshedpur • jam jam • jam jar • jam bands
Jam the Shelf Angel
Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
Jam the Shelf Angel by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022
Sheep Jam
a common occurrence in New Zealand where hundreds of sheep walk across a one lane road for twenty minutes and block the traffic of one car
Sheep Jam by romansuperdestroyer May 29, 2021
Jamsheed
The Afgan RPG God, a hero in the Afgan war, was known for his god like ability and experience with an RPG
Rest in Peace wherever you are.
Rest in Peace wherever you are.
Jamsheed by Firedogman22 August 28, 2021
Jamshedpur
A city situated in the state of Jharkhand
7th richest city of India...
7th cleanest city of India...
One of the six cities in all over the world and only one from India and the entire south east Asia to be selected for Global Compact Cities Pilote Programe by united nations...
And at last...a place full of beautifull and smart girls...
7th richest city of India...
7th cleanest city of India...
One of the six cities in all over the world and only one from India and the entire south east Asia to be selected for Global Compact Cities Pilote Programe by united nations...
And at last...a place full of beautifull and smart girls...
Jamshedpur by irshad June 23, 2011
Jamsheed
A gorgeous king and anyone who goes by this name resembles all that the king was known for: amazingness, gorgeousness, and fuckin' awesomeness. Great person to know. He is the jam-shit.
Jamsheed by jumbotron921 August 13, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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