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jalops

check out her jalops!
by Jared & Jessie <33 October 28, 2005
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slop jalops

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.
Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.
by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013
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The sexiest and the hottest being in the IMVU world.
JALOUSE the hottest babe.
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sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.
by geoff May 20, 2005
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Jalopie

Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.
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Jalope

"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"
by Wish.....JEWish December 12, 2004
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jalopy

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
by watson November 20, 2002
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