A gay person who rages when playing video games, says,"I don't give two shits" and cumshots him self in the face.The person is also a tryhard weeger that is an eskimo that makes his own snow.
Describes a teacher who puts 0 effort into his job and disregards the thoughts of his students. Such a teacher praises those who agree with him and fails the rest. Such a man does not deserve his job, and the fact that such a pretentious asshole such as him has a job while far better humans struggle to find jobs is why so few people have faith in humanity.
Dan: Dude I just got called out of Jallen's class today! I don't have to deal with his bullshit today!
Jackson: You lucky fuck!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!