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a jallen 

A 'quite fit in an ugly way' sort of guy.
Girl 1: That guy is well fit!
Girl 2: Hmm, he's a bit of a jallen.
a jallen by killawhales August 22, 2009
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A big brain; the epicest AP Human Geography teachers; the best chess player; the most scholarly of scholars.
Friend: Did you do the 4-page essay for Jallen's class?
Me: Nah, I'll do it during homeroom today.
Jallen by BigBruhMomento September 6, 2022
A gay person who rages when playing video games, says,"I don't give two shits" and cumshots him self in the face.The person is also a tryhard weeger that is an eskimo that makes his own snow.
p1:hey don't be a jallen
p2:I dont give two shits
jallen by wacker smacker clapper January 1, 2012
A guy who loves food , loves to game, is really loyal , and is a great mans
Hey u got a Jallen type of boyfriend
Jallen by James Steven February 27, 2020
Verb. An overt dance done without music, or with a light drum/acoustic riff.
jallen by SydneyKilled April 25, 2007
Describes a teacher who puts 0 effort into his job and disregards the thoughts of his students. Such a teacher praises those who agree with him and fails the rest. Such a man does not deserve his job, and the fact that such a pretentious asshole such as him has a job while far better humans struggle to find jobs is why so few people have faith in humanity.
Dan: Dude I just got called out of Jallen's class today! I don't have to deal with his bullshit today!
Jackson: You lucky fuck!
Jallen by SofieS June 5, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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