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Everyone treats her like a queen. She is has the “not like other girls” attitude and everyone bows down to her without her trying. She can be very nice or make you live life like hell
Girl 1: You know Jaleata

Girl 2: I love her
Girl 1: Excuse me
Girl 2: She hurt Damian and now he’s hella depressed
Girl 1: Don’t talk to me until your ready to accept Jaleata.
(Girl 1 tells everyone that Girl 2 doesn’t like Jaleata and so now Girl 2 is shunned out of “popular” group)
Jaleata by NesquikLorddd June 22, 2019
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A very nice and generous person, has a great Heart, is very giving, and is very lovely.

She can be rude if your rude, but once you get to know her, she can be a handful of laughter, she tries her best to be a nice person, and she is.

From: Jared
Jaleana is a lovely person.
Jaleana by Suh dudezzz July 2, 2017
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She’s a very caring person, a person you can trust. You’ll end up falling in love with her she’s very shy but has a big heart she’s a good student. You wouldn’t want to get on her nerves she will beat your ass and she doesn’t have patience.
Jaleana never gives up on someone she loves.
Jaleana by Imđyïńgïńšîđe April 30, 2019
An indiviual who will slap you at any given moment
Stop playing with me before I have to get Jaleaka
jaleaka by Nuuezzi May 4, 2018
Jaleaha is very smart and creative. She is inspired very easily and is very talented. Jaleaha will always protect her friends and will always make room for them. She is very attractive and outgoing which makes her popular anywhere she goes.
Jake: "Omg jaleaha is so hot"
Adam: I know right
jaleaha by Helluva smart kid November 21, 2021
"Jalbatards" are fans of, "actress", Jessica Alba. They usually consist of vast amounts of males, under the age of 12 to 75. It varies. Jalbatards will usually have Jessica Alba Icons/Avatars/Signatures etc. whenever you see them trolling a forum of some kind, creating spam threads...about Jessica Alba. If you say anything to offend Jalba in anyway, they will attack you almost instantly, saying things like "GTFO n00b jellus fag" etc. The only real way to avoid conflict with the Jalbatard, is to stay away from well known gaming forums, computer tech forums, and anime forums. You will be guaranteed to find Jalbatars lurking in the dark shadows there.
"ORIGINAL POST BY: jessicaalbaistehhotness
--
wolud yo u hit it??/?
*posts picture of Jessica Alba bending over at the beach*"

"AstroidHunter Says:
Yeah sure, but I prefer a little meat on my bone."

"jessicaalbaistehhotness Says:
FUCK OFF FAGGOOOT n00b basturd yu dont no shit bout her"

"Nirvanix Says:
UHOH, it's a Jalbatard, get a mod, quick!!"
Jalbatard by Slatebait February 8, 2009
jal+kata. 'jal' means water (fluid)
'kata' means flow
during intercourse female genital gets wet and then secretes juice
tomar gud jal katchhe (your pussy is secreting)
jalkata by nicky S November 27, 2004
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