Jalbatard

"Jalbatards" are fans of, "actress", Jessica Alba. They usually consist of vast amounts of males, under the age of 12 to 75. It varies. Jalbatards will usually have Jessica Alba Icons/Avatars/Signatures etc. whenever you see them trolling a forum of some kind, creating spam threads...about Jessica Alba. If you say anything to offend Jalba in anyway, they will attack you almost instantly, saying things like "GTFO n00b jellus fag" etc. The only real way to avoid conflict with the Jalbatard, is to stay away from well known gaming forums, computer tech forums, and anime forums. You will be guaranteed to find Jalbatars lurking in the dark shadows there.

"ORIGINAL POST BY: jessicaalbaistehhotness
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wolud yo u hit it??/?
*posts picture of Jessica Alba bending over at the beach*"

"AstroidHunter Says:
Yeah sure, but I prefer a little meat on my bone."

"jessicaalbaistehhotness Says:
FUCK OFF FAGGOOOT n00b basturd yu dont no shit bout her"

"Nirvanix Says:
UHOH, it's a Jalbatard, get a mod, quick!!"

Jalbatard by Slatebait February 8, 2009

jjbatardlmao

The hottest mother fucker alive with the hottest mutuals ever the exist

Im mutuals with jjbatardlmao see how hot and buff i am?

jjbatardlmao by jjbatardlmao March 16, 2021

Jabtarded

When someone is convinced getting the covid 19 vaccine will keep them safe and in some cases think the vaccine itself is 100% safe.

My boss thinks getting the covid vaccine will keep him from getting covid.

He's so jabtarded.

Jabtarded by Trojanman November 28, 2021

Japatard 

used to call a person with bad taste in japanese anime.

Hey did you see that one episode of Dragonball Z?
No, you Japatard no one watches that show.

Japatard by I_eat_unicorns! January 4, 2011

jackatard

A user who is convinced computer viruses are transmitted only over hard line connections.

I told that jackatard he is not getting the wifi password, there are patch cables provided on the table.

jackatard by The Decorator May 10, 2018