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jalesa by Denis Maximilium April 28, 2011
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Jalesa
Jalesa is a very good looking girl, she has the prettiest eyes and pettiest smile(even though she doesn’t think her smile is pretty). She is a very funny girl and loves to laugh a lot. She loves her boyfriend a lot and will get mad at him for the stupidest reason. Jalesa is the jelous type of gal and will support you in anyway. She likes sports but also hate’s them. She loves when guys comforts her in every little way. Jalesa is a gorgeous girl and if you be mean to her friends she will kick you ass. She likes guys that have an amazing personality and dimples.
Jalesa by Jerry Omar November 24, 2018
Jalisa
Jalisa is the type of girl who is a R.O.D (ride or die). She cares about the people close too her and if you come for her or them you will get hurt. Jalisa keeps it 💯 and don’t like people who play her. She is really photogenic and is the definition of a bad bitch and strives to get what’s hers.
1.Damn I looked on Jalisa snap and her pictures of her are photogenic.
2.Jalisa just worked 24 hrs. to get that pay check
2.Jalisa just worked 24 hrs. to get that pay check
Jalisa by harmonykingdom October 21, 2018
Jalena
A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015
Jalena
Jalena is a special person if you ever find one don't let her go she will be there for you when you think no one else is even if you don't think you want anyone with you at that moment she would still try to stay with you to help you get through it. A lot of people say bad stuff around her and she would think its true and put on a strong face for others because she doesn't want to be a burden to others but they are always still there for her. Sheis also very beautiful,sweet,kind
I have a Jalena friend
Jalena by Thegirlwhogots December 19, 2016
Jalisa
Jalisa is just fucking amazing she is super thick,pretty, and smart if you come across a Jalisa you're in luck.
Jalisa by Reesiegotthepicklesuh June 5, 2018
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