jalapeno butt 

the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.

"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."

jalapeno butt by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012

jalepeño butterfinger 

when a man or woman cuts jalepeños then proceeds to finger someones butthole/vagina

“my gf was making jelepeño poppers and then fingered me, i call it a “jalepeño butterfinger”

jalepeño butterfinger by cleclecle May 18, 2018

Jalepeno Buttsex 

After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.

You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."

Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."

Jalepeno Buttsex by Hamtown December 2, 2010

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños 

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle 

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025