jalapeno butt

the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.

"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."

by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012

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jalepeño butterfinger

when a man or woman cuts jalepeños then proceeds to finger someones butthole/vagina

“my gf was making jelepeño poppers and then fingered me, i call it a “jalepeño butterfinger”

by cleclecle May 18, 2018

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Jalepeno Buttsex

After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.

You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."

Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."

by Hamtown December 2, 2010

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