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slap a Jake day 

slap a Jake any day in February

Kiss a Jake day 

On the 15th June you must kiss any guy you know called Jake
Oh Jake I need to kiss you because it’s kiss a Jake day

Make fun of Jake day

Make fun of your favorite virgin named Jake
Hey it’s April 4th It’s make fun of jake day

October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day 

On this day it is legal to kill Jake Ferrer.
You better run boy
October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day: Kill the boy named Jake Ferrer

Give Jake a blowie day 

Jake: Bro it's November 8th yk what that means it's "Give Jake a blowie day" 😈 *unzips boxers*
Other person: *mouth filled with cum*

Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day 

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day by appewy November 25, 2021